16 March 2009

Poet Joan

If you haven't checked out Primordial Slack yet, you really should. Joan's got a great way with words, and she's pretty darned witty as well. Here's a little something of her's from the weekend.

Lullabye of the Last Man Working

Hush little baby, don't say a word,
Obama's gonna give you my mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird won't sing,
Obama's gonna give you my diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns to brass,
Obama's gonna tax us right up the ass.

And if our over-taxed ass goes broke,
Obama will rule over all us volk.

And if we volk even once complain,
Obama will declare us all insane.

And in the re-education camps
Obama's gonna give us all tattooed stamps.

And if we lose all our private wealth,
Obama's gonna say it's for all our health.

And if that health and wealth should fall,
You'll be the generation that supports us all.

-Joan of Argghh!
Gotta love her.


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