14 July 2008

Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood

Thanks to all of the drama created by Brett Favre, and with the suggestion that the Packers will accept his return as a backup, I have re-written the Mr. Rogers theme song.

It's a beautiful day in this football town
A beautiful day for a backup
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

So retire or sit on the bench, you clown
Just honor your contract or shut-up
Would you be mine
Could you be mine

I've always wanted to have a backup just like you
I've always wanted to start each week ahead of you

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day
Since you're under contract we might as well say
Would you be mine, could you be mine
Won't you be my backup
Won't you please, won't you please
Please won't you be my backup